What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?