What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Sandy Claus.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What name sounds like the past tense?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the dog do so well in school?