What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which fly makes films?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?