What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is a duck's favorite snack?