Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do little fish love to play with?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?