Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are books always so angry?