Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?