How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?