Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?