Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
I broke my finger!