What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's the loudest Christmas song?