What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?