What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What did the snake name his daughter?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
When do cows get tired?
Which computer won the talent show?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?