What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What animal makes the best lunches?