Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?