What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a snowman's dog?