What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How are mountains able to see?