What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which office space loves to cut corners?