How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?