Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?