Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
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