Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
How do fireflies start a race?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?