Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?