Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?