How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why was the dog overweight?