Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?