Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It's tearable...
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What time does everyone love to drink?