What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?