What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?