What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What was the first animal in space?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How does a witch play loud music?