Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which state has the best streets?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why was the horse so happy?