What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What math figure is also in the band?