What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?