What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?