Which state has the best streets?
Rhode Island.
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?