What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is a plant's favorite college course?