What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
A MoonPie®.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?