When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?