Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the best way to study the Bible?