Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?