Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
Why is winter considered holy?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?