Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is a table you can eat?