Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?