What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?