Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
How does a taco bless the table?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's the opposite of irony?