Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?