What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?