Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is the best day to go to the beach?