What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What does the sun drink out of?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?