Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which insect is the smartest?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?