What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How did the toad die?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How does a barber get to work?